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Clover, South Carolina - When I was a man I was abducted by some ghostees and carried away to a party. I had my hair parted in middle, so I was cross eyed. I hope no one gets ...

Warrenville, Illinois - From time to time a vision of what appears a half-man half-goat has been seen at the Batavia Road entrance at Fermi Lab....

Dauphin Island, Alabama - If you're standing on the beach at night and look toward Sand Island, sometimes you can see the ghost's of Confederate POW's that were left there to s...

Tehachapi, California - Giant bunny has been seen near the new hospital....

Hot Springs, Montana - People have said that there has been spotted a giant alien-like creature running around Great Falls, Montana....

Rockport, Massachusetts - Lovecraft's ''The Shadow over Innsmouth''. Although it reads familiar the fish people were not living on the breakwater in Sandy Bay....

West Milton, Ohio - The area sky grew darker and more violent. Suddenly a tornado appeared spewing out prehistoric creatures which made a hearty meal of the rural West Mi...

Warrenville, Illinois - Not often do I feel it necessary to alarm the public; however, when witnessing such an eerie and potentially serious sight I feel the good citizens of...

Warrenville, Illinois - While enjoying a refreshment on my back porch, a hunched fellow appeared out of the woods in front of and asked me for cigar. As I returned with one a...

Warrenville, Illinois - On more than one occasion there has been a translucent apparition seen lurking near the dumpster near family foods. Local legend suggests it is the gr...

Coachella, California - The lie would be that I never saw the family of 6 walking around the frontage road and I10 Wash area. That would be a complete lie.......

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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Ted: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ned: ''Who's there?''

Ted: ''Juan''

Ned: ''Juan who?''

Ted: ''Juan did you get home?''.
Nancy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Sid: ''Who's there?''

Nancy: ''Lettuce!''

Sid: ''Lettuce who?''

Nancy: ''Lettuce in!, It's cold out here!''.
Ray: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jay: ''Who's there?''

Ray: ''Address!''

Jay: ''Address who?''

Ray: ''Hello there lady,I'm Luigi from a the dry cleaner, it this your address?''

Jay: ''Of course! I lived in this house for the past 32 years!''.
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