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Brookville, Ohio - Rotting flesh eating dead humans and livestock have been seen roaming the downtown area of this burg feasting on the area population. Run as fast as y...

Ukiah, California - That that abandoned hotel on State is Hotel California....

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - Just the other day the space fairing chrononauts from the planet Arcadia were encountered in an Oklahoma City comic book shop trying to sell a dozen c...

Escondido, California - A tremendous Kraken is rumored to live in the cold murky depths of Lake Hodges near the dam. Supposedly honest locals of the nearby lake village say t...

Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin - Indrid Cold AKA the 'Grinning Man' can be occasionally spotted on a dark desolate road in Fond Du Lac in a Green Bay t-shirt attempting to wave down p...

West Milton, Ohio - Several 20 foot long gharials were spotted from the bridge on Garland Road near West Milton. They were making a meal of swimmers and canoists in the s...

Joiner, Arkansas - People in Joiner come back to say their good byes. This has happened to me on 2 different occasions. A very good friend of mine who was years older ha...

Center Point, Texas - Went across from v. A. Hospital in Kerrville TX flat rock Park and took some random pics after I came home I saw there was a strange hanging ghost pos...

Humboldt, Kansas - There is a creature that lurks in the dark streets and can only be seen with a flashlight....

Robstown, Texas - You will witness Peter Pan at Dollar General....

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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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