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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Tourist: ''What building in your city has the most stories?''

Tour Guide: ''That would be the Library!''.
Gwen: ''How did the beggar feel when he found out his tin cup was full of pennies?

Lance: ''In cents!''.
Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lucy: ''Who's there?''

Ethel: ''Cheeses!''

Lucy: ''Cheeses who?''

Ethel: ''Cheeses it's cold out here! Open the door!!''

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Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lucy: ''Who's there?''

Ethel: ''Oregon!''

Lucy: ''Oregon who?''

Ethel: ''Are you home or Oregon?''

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Lucy: ''What's the most Irish state in America?''

Ethel: ''O'regon''

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Lucy: ''What state is tall in the middle and round on both ends?''

Ethel: ''O-HI-O!''

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Lucy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ethel: ''Who's there?''

Lucy: ''Kalamazoo!''

Ethel: ''Kalamazoo who?''

Lucy: ''Can I use your phone to Kalamazoo! All the wild animals have escaped!''.
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