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Warrenville, Illinois - Recently a tall slender man with a shepherd's hook and a black dog on a leash was near the dumpster by Woodland school chanting ''Ooh La La, Ooh La La...

Seagraves, Texas - During the last day of school in 1959 a tragic event took the life of a graduating senior. As an act of mourning for a lost friend, one of the classma...

Cedar Park, Texas - Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oa...

Springfield, Pennsylvania - ET can be seen at the current construction site of a new school on several nights after dark then goes to a local Wawa....

Senatobia, Mississippi - A frog with a intelligible croak has been heard croaking the national anthem at the old abandoned high school football field in a community near Senat...

Desert Center, California - Don't think everything is a lie. Having grown up in Desert Center, I've seen things that I can't explain....

Clover, South Carolina - When I was a man I was abducted by some ghostees and carried away to a party. I had my hair parted in middle, so I was cross eyed. I hope no one gets ...

Warrenville, Illinois - From time to time a vision of what appears a half-man half-goat has been seen at the Batavia Road entrance at Fermi Lab....

Dauphin Island, Alabama - If you're standing on the beach at night and look toward Sand Island, sometimes you can see the ghost's of Confederate POW's that were left there to s...

Tehachapi, California - Giant bunny has been seen near the new hospital....

Hot Springs, Montana - People have said that there has been spotted a giant alien-like creature running around Great Falls, Montana....

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Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Bonnie: ''Knock! Knock!''

Clyde: ''Who's there?''

Bonnie: ''Hip! Hip!''

Clyde: ''Hip! Hip! Who?''

Bonnie: ''Hip! Hip! Who! Ray!''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Carl: ''Why is life like a bowling ball?''

Sigmund: ''Because the both have no point!''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Rex: ''My dog has no nose!''

Tex: ''How does he smell?''

Rex: ''Terrible!''.
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