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West Milton, Ohio - With the snow and cold winter weather the local residents have spotted several ghost deer in the wooded areas. These spirit animals are spotted and fa...

Boiling Springs, South Carolina - Seen on nights of a full moon on Hanging Rock Road Boiling Springs, SC. A ghostly woman can be seen on her knees trying to pull two young children tow...

Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - You should never walk down Main Street in Fort Loudon around 3:00 am. Let me tell you why! I was coming out McConnellsburg from seeing a girl I was se...

Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - I know you all have heard of Lorena Bobbitt but have you ever heard of how she learned to use her knife with such skills you know it had to be taught ...

Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - Back in the early 1980s a girl came up missing from Hagerstown I am not sure of her exact age around 18 or 19 not long out of high school. Anyhow it w...

Bonduel, Wisconsin - It is said that at night in the St. Paul woods you can hear the shriek of a woman nearby. She cannot be seen. Many people have searched to find out wh...

West Bend, Wisconsin - Zombies on the hunt for pills and H lurk in the shadows of West Bend. Lock your doors and hide all valuables. CCW license highly recommended and remem...

Sheboygan, Wisconsin - Beautiful women and handsome men are occasionally spotted around the downtown area amidst the ghouls goblins and sideshow clowns that frequent the are...

Rivesville, West Virginia - It's not haunted. That's my lie on Rivesville....

Cleveland, Georgia - One time I was hunting with my nerf gun and it was about 3:00 in the morning and I heard something and I went across the ocean and it was a big creatu...

Crawfordsville, Indiana - These are lame. As a former member of W. P. R. S.. 2nd story above the pawn shop. A younger man being beat then stabbed in the late 50's by a co-worke...

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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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