Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Pine Bush, New York - In summer months a witchy old woman is seen hobbling down a steep hill off of New Prospect Road. It is reported hearing the sound of cackling and laug...
Winnfield, Louisiana - The current owner of ''Hargis House'' claims it's not haunted. I dare him to try and sleep all night in the downstairs bedroom leaving the window open...
Winnfield, Louisiana - If you're out in the woods on a cold dark night, sometimes you can hear horse hooves. Look at the moon and see the West/Kimbrell gang dragging a poor ...
Hughson, California - Hughson has a good police force....
Schuylkill Haven, Pennsylvania - Rosewood nursing home has a giant ghost bear roaming through the halls after 3 am....
Brookline, Massachusetts - The local goodwill is built on a possessed doll grave yard, and the angry spirits have been known to ransack the store....
Young America, Minnesota - There is a ruined house with a portal to hell. It's in the cellar....
Carlin, Nevada - It sure is a nice place ... Said no one ever!!!....
Mobile, Alabama - A dead body was discovered on the causeway leading to Spanish Fort. It had fifteen stab wounds. The police said it was the worst case of suicide they ...
Ottumwa, Iowa - I used to work at the bp on w2nd St. Every now and again you would be helping a customer and you would see someone walking around in back of the store...
Roswell, New Mexico - The space and time fairing Chrono Mechanics from the planet, Arcadia were observed at this year's U.F.O. Festival in Roswell, New Mexico, during the w...
More recent lies from around the world
Don: ''Knock! Knock!''
Jose: ''Whose there?''
Don: ''Hula Hoo!''
Jose: ''Hula Hoo who?''
Don: ''Hula Hoo! May I use your bathroom because I needa P!''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Wendy: ''What are you doing with your goldfish since it died?''
Jana: ''Frying Pet Carp!''
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Wendy: ''This fish were eating for lunch tastes awful!''
Jana: ''Stop your carping!''
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Wendy: ''Wow! Thats amazing your pet Koi can leaped out the water such great distances!!''
Jana: ''Flying Pet Carp!''
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Wendy: ''The first settlers of the La Brea area of Los Angeles built a cook shed over the hot bubbling ooze and would heat their food on the floor. ''
Jana: '' So, it had a wall to wall frying tar pit!''
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Wendy: ''All of the houses in La Brea have no roofs. ''
Jana: ''But what do they do when it rains??''
Wendy: ''Tarp it!''
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Wendy: ''That dog of your's you keep in your automobile tells untruths. ''
Jana: ''Lying car pet''.