Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Waukesha, Wisconsin - This is a wonderful non-racist friendly diverse community. Always open to newcomers....
Pittsburg, California - On 10th Street in 1962 a woman named Pauline who was the local phone operator took her life. Her home was torn down, but the homes on either side of h...
Moreno Valley, California - A tall thin white man with long black hair and black trench coat and red bloody face with a smile from ear to ear with both hands resting in front of ...
Edinburg, Virginia - There is a ghost in the Edinburg mill. You can see it late at night in the uppermost windows of the mill. Sheriff's deputies have seen the ghost too....
Warrenville, Illinois - Recently a tall slender man with a shepherd's hook and a black dog on a leash was near the dumpster by Woodland school chanting ''Ooh La La, Ooh La La...
Seagraves, Texas - During the last day of school in 1959 a tragic event took the life of a graduating senior. As an act of mourning for a lost friend, one of the classma...
Cedar Park, Texas - Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oa...
Springfield, Pennsylvania - ET can be seen at the current construction site of a new school on several nights after dark then goes to a local Wawa....
Senatobia, Mississippi - A frog with a intelligible croak has been heard croaking the national anthem at the old abandoned high school football field in a community near Senat...
Desert Center, California - Don't think everything is a lie. Having grown up in Desert Center, I've seen things that I can't explain....
Clover, South Carolina - When I was a man I was abducted by some ghostees and carried away to a party. I had my hair parted in middle, so I was cross eyed. I hope no one gets ...
More recent lies from around the world
Jim: ''Who knows why you didn't hit that big oak tree when you ran your car off the road!''
Tim: ''Just another mystery!'' (missed-tree).
Tourist: ''What building in your city has the most stories?''
Tour Guide: ''That would be the Library!''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.