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Guilderland, New York - There is a ghost named Dan Guilder. He came to this town for revenge and they say that he is trying to steal all of the money, but the founder of this...

Japan - A forty-story high 'Gojira-type' monster in an obviously rubber Hatsune Miku costume can be witnessed stomping through a toy filled cardboard city dur...

Poway, California - A pair of space fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, have been seen frequenting the town of Poway, licking ice creams purchased for a nickel a...

Crystal City, Missouri - I once saw Momo the Missouri Monster on Crystal Heights Rd by the nursing home while playing by the woods....

Escondido, California - An eight foot female sasquatch was witnessed in south Escondido hurling tires and mournfully moaning for a mate at passing cars....

Woodland, Washington - Certain apartments at Hawthorne house in Woodland, WA are haunted. I lived in one apartment that was haunted by a little girl. I would hear her sneeze...

Jamestown, North Dakota - When living on the farm and around 4 years old my grandma passed away. I saw her often in the home. When alive she hid money everywhere in the home. N...

Johnstown, Ohio - I spent a huge amount of power to bring the dead to life in this town when I lived there... Even the ghosts are dull. Pity but that was the way they w...

Au Sable Forks, New York - We have very strange water here.... Drink with caution sip slowly and you'll feel an eerie feeling beginning to take over... Beware it will possess yo...

Mercersburg, Pennsylvania - On June 23 2004 a hairy 6 ft creature was spotted in the outskirts of Mercersburg, PA. A woman believed that it was a gorilla. Others say it was Bigfo...

Brookville, Ohio - All the dogs in town have been seen wearing pink lipstick and fake eye lashes. This must be appealing to them but not to most area humans....

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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!'' .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I donít know, he didn't say anything about that.
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