Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Hot Springs, Montana - People have said that there has been spotted a giant alien-like creature running around Great Falls, Montana....
Rockport, Massachusetts - Lovecraft's ''The Shadow over Innsmouth''. Although it reads familiar the fish people were not living on the breakwater in Sandy Bay....
West Milton, Ohio - The area sky grew darker and more violent. Suddenly a tornado appeared spewing out prehistoric creatures which made a hearty meal of the rural West Mi...
Warrenville, Illinois - Not often do I feel it necessary to alarm the public; however, when witnessing such an eerie and potentially serious sight I feel the good citizens of...
Warrenville, Illinois - While enjoying a refreshment on my back porch, a hunched fellow appeared out of the woods in front of and asked me for cigar. As I returned with one a...
Warrenville, Illinois - On more than one occasion there has been a translucent apparition seen lurking near the dumpster near family foods. Local legend suggests it is the gr...
Coachella, California - The lie would be that I never saw the family of 6 walking around the frontage road and I10 Wash area. That would be a complete lie.......
Warrenville, Illinois - A huge opossum wearing a tuxedo with a cigar in his mouth has been spotted on several occasions near the baseball diamond by Johnson school....
Warrenville, Illinois - A half wolf half man can be spotted leaving Fermlab at Batavia every full moon. Be careful....
Falmouth, Kentucky - A large dome shaped spacecraft is sometimes spotted hovering over the Southern Elementary Ballfield and Fairgrounds. If you take a picture of the craf...
Ottumwa, Iowa - Sometimes when I turn on East Avenue I see a stream of flowing water housing a bloody noose, a baptismal temple with pots of blood around the outside...
More recent lies from around the world
Moe: ''I'm going to tie you up with this rope!''
Larry: ''Why knot?''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Matlock: The Bloodhounds could not pick up a trail at the murder scene.
Lieutenant Colombo: It appears to be just another scentless killing...
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Pete: What kind of lumber did they build the bandstand with???
Suzy: Oh! I. Know!!! Tuba fours!!!.
Nancy: ''Knock! Knock!''
Sid: ''Who's there?''
Sid: ''Lettuce who?''
Nancy: ''Lettuce in!, It's cold out here!''.
Paul: ''Knock! Knock!''
George: ''Who's there?''
Paul: ''Barbara Ann!''
George: ''Barbara Ann who?''
Paul: ''You need to go to the Barbara Ann get your haircut!''.