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Winnfield, Louisiana - The current owner of ''Hargis House'' claims it's not haunted. I dare him to try and sleep all night in the downstairs bedroom leaving the window open...

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Hughson, California - Hughson has a good police force....

Schuylkill Haven, Pennsylvania - Rosewood nursing home has a giant ghost bear roaming through the halls after 3 am....

Brookline, Massachusetts - The local goodwill is built on a possessed doll grave yard, and the angry spirits have been known to ransack the store....

Young America, Minnesota - There is a ruined house with a portal to hell. It's in the cellar....

Carlin, Nevada - It sure is a nice place ... Said no one ever!!!....

Mobile, Alabama - A dead body was discovered on the causeway leading to Spanish Fort. It had fifteen stab wounds. The police said it was the worst case of suicide they ...

Ottumwa, Iowa - I used to work at the bp on w2nd St. Every now and again you would be helping a customer and you would see someone walking around in back of the store...

Roswell, New Mexico - The space and time fairing Chrono Mechanics from the planet, Arcadia were observed at this year's U.F.O. Festival in Roswell, New Mexico, during the w...

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Ted: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tod: ''Who's there?''

Ted: ''Ice Cream Sundae!''

Tod: ''Ice Cream Sundae Who?''

Ted: ''Ice Cream Sundae when my Momma tries to drag me to church!''.
David: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

David: ''Aardvark!''

Tim: ''Aardvark who?''

David: ''It's Aardvark thinking up new Knock! Knock! Jokes!''

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David: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

David: ''Onion Dicey!''

Tim: ''Onion Dicey who?''

David: ''Onion Dicey is where the Little Mermaid live!''.
Aaron: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jim: ''Who's there?''

Aaron: ''Mustard!''

Jim: ''Mustard Who?''

Aaron: ''You Mustard me go knock! Knock! Because the doorbell don't work!''.
Wally: What's yellow and can write on paper?

Teddy: A ballpoint banana!

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Wally: What do call a hen who lost their job in Louisville?

Eddie: Kentucky Fired Chicken!

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Wally: Are you from Wyoming?

Eddie: WY do you ask?

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Wally: What state is most famous for it's jelly?

Eddie: KY!

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Wally: How was your visit to Oklahoma?

Eddie: Mostly OK!.
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