Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Kountze, Texas - If you go to the 418 bridge in Kountze at midnight, you can observe the ghost of Joseph Stalin smoking pot in an 85 Trail Blazer with his buddy. ....
Clover, South Carolina - Well, there is a deer looking thing that will look at you while running after you going 120 mph. Yellow eyes creepy looking. It happened after we pass...
Murray City, Ohio - A little boy named Toby sits in my house and flings shelves....
Palmetto, Georgia - As a small child, I remember looking up and seeing some type of a head and shoulders figure in the right top corner of my room at the end of my bed. I...
Clarksdale, Mississippi - If you wish to play the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix or Robert Johnson, go to the ''cross roads'' and pray for Papa Legba (Satan) to come and tune ...
Waukesha, Wisconsin - This is a wonderful non-racist friendly diverse community. Always open to newcomers....
Pittsburg, California - On 10th Street in 1962 a woman named Pauline who was the local phone operator took her life. Her home was torn down, but the homes on either side of h...
Moreno Valley, California - A tall thin white man with long black hair and black trench coat and red bloody face with a smile from ear to ear with both hands resting in front of ...
Edinburg, Virginia - There is a ghost in the Edinburg mill. You can see it late at night in the uppermost windows of the mill. Sheriff's deputies have seen the ghost too....
Warrenville, Illinois - Recently a tall slender man with a shepherd's hook and a black dog on a leash was near the dumpster by Woodland school chanting ''Ooh La La, Ooh La La...
Seagraves, Texas - During the last day of school in 1959 a tragic event took the life of a graduating senior. As an act of mourning for a lost friend, one of the classma...
More recent lies from around the world
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Jerry: ''How's are things with your new girl friend Marsha?''
Jake: ''Our relationship has really bogged down!''
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Jerry: ''I heard your new girlfriend Shirley is really fit and healthy. ''
Jake: ''Oh yeah! She treats her body like a temple!''
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Jerry: ''How your new girl friend Alice?''
Jake: ''Very crabby!''.
Ted: Knock! Knock!
Fred: Who's there?
Ted: Kenya, Africa.
Fred: Kenya, Africa who?
Ted: Kenya get me a cup of coffee Africa I come inside ?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isnít there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.