Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Durango, Colorado - A woman reported that a man she met at a bar promised he would love her forever, and she took him home. She said that he disappeared right after they ...
Muskogee, Oklahoma - Strange blue light shining down on my cows last pm. Now some of them have strange markings on them like egyptian hieroglyphs. Also some of the dairy c...
Dilley, Texas - There is a devil out by the oil fields. It is there under big mounds of earth. At least 40 circular mounds of earth which have a small opening at the ...
Canal Winchester, Ohio - A Jabberwocky can be seen every year on June 13th trying to remove bodies from graves in the Union Cemetery....
Wilcox, Nebraska - There is a super dooper scary ghost with a hammer....
Royse City, Texas - That intelligent life has been found at the Southern Junction....
West Milton, Ohio - The sky grew dark as a gigantic group of zombie vultures flew over the area. They were looking to satisfy their hunger with the local human population...
Upland, Nebraska - There is an evil duck who is building the third quack to take over all of the other waterfowl birds....
Wilcox, Nebraska - A wild zach mecha is said to roam the streets at all hours of day and night....
Wilcox, Nebraska - Legend has it there is a wild zombie who drives a 2002 red Chevy pickup and scares every one....
Upland, Nebraska - Upland is said to house the ghost of JFK....
More recent lies from around the world
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A man goes to his doctor and says....
''Hey Doc, I have this problem with my ears. Day and night I keep hearing Tom Jones music in my head. Tell me, is this a rare condition?''
The doctor replies....
''It's Not Unusual.''.
Albert: ''Knock! Knock!''
Enrico: ''Who's there?''
Albert: ''Idaho Turnip!''
Enrico: ''Idaho Turnip who?''
Albert: ''Idaho a clue where I am! Must have made a wrong Turnip your street!''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says itís about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said donít worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.