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Woodland, Washington - Certain apartments at Hawthorne house in Woodland, WA are haunted. I lived in one apartment that was haunted by a little girl. I would hear her sneeze...

Jamestown, North Dakota - When living on the farm and around 4 years old my grandma passed away. I saw her often in the home. When alive she hid money everywhere in the home. N...

Johnstown, Ohio - I spent a huge amount of power to bring the dead to life in this town when I lived there... Even the ghosts are dull. Pity but that was the way they w...

Au Sable Forks, New York - We have very strange water here.... Drink with caution sip slowly and you'll feel an eerie feeling beginning to take over... Beware it will possess yo...

Mercersburg, Pennsylvania - On June 23 2004 a hairy 6 ft creature was spotted in the outskirts of Mercersburg, PA. A woman believed that it was a gorilla. Others say it was Bigfo...

Brookville, Ohio - All the dogs in town have been seen wearing pink lipstick and fake eye lashes. This must be appealing to them but not to most area humans....

Hawaiian Gardens, California - If you go to the casino during a full moon you will be approached by a leprechaun riding an emu. He then gives you a sack of gold coins that say chuck...

West Milton, Ohio - Large swarms of blood thirsty mosquitoes looking for their next meal are in the area. They dive bomb their human meals leaving only a skeleton with sa...

Mcalester, Oklahoma - This is not a lie. I lived with my son at 613 s 12th St. My brother and all three of my son's saw demons in that house. My neighbor told me they used ...

Wabash, Indiana - My mom was riding on a broom at night in front of Jupiter. Jupiter peed on her leg and she fell all the way from space. She is probably a ghost....

White Lake, Wisconsin - A gigantic giraffe was once spotted swimming across White Lake....

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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didnít do those things.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
You know Arthur, said Doctor Rueprecht, you really should quit drinking, it'll make your life longer.
- Yes Doctor, said Arthur, you're absolutely right. Yesterday I didn't have a drink all day and it was the longest day of my life.
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