Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Half Moon Bay, California - If you go to the distillery and say a chant on the Blue Lady cliff, she will raise you 12 feet in the air. Then drop you....
Earlville, New York - Hello I live in Sherburne on Furman Mills Road. There are so many spirits at my house: unreal feeling of a touch by spirits leading me to the downstai...
Steens, Mississippi - Teenagers parked by Yellow Creek have frequently spotted a little beaver....
Upland, Nebraska - In Upland, Nebraska there is ghost pirate ship that floats thought the night sky....
Wilcox, Nebraska - The Wilcox high school building has a Bigfoot that stomps around the building at night. It is said that he is bigger as the snake man....
Upland, Nebraska - I once spent a million dollars in Upland, just to buy fuel for my private jet....
Wilcox, Nebraska - There is a spooky snake man who lives in the trailer park of Wilcox and is said to be over 8 feet tall and is considered to be very dangerous....
Lehighton, Pennsylvania - People have all their teeth....
West Milton, Ohio - With the snow and cold winter weather the local residents have spotted several ghost deer in the wooded areas. These spirit animals are spotted and fa...
Boiling Springs, South Carolina - Seen on nights of a full moon on Hanging Rock Road Boiling Springs, SC. A ghostly woman can be seen on her knees trying to pull two young children tow...
Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania - You should never walk down Main Street in Fort Loudon around 3:00 am. Let me tell you why! I was coming out McConnellsburg from seeing a girl I was se...
More recent lies from around the world
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Jim: ''Knock! Knock!''
Tim: ''Who's there?''
Tim: ''Linus who?''
Jim: ''Linus up side by side and then try tell us who is who!''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.