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Fort Rucker, Alabama - I once saw the crispy critters at the Ft. Rucker morgue. It was after their helicopter crash....

Montgomery, Louisiana - Late at night the ghost of John West may be seen searching for his head in the Winnfield/Atlanta/Montgomery area....

West Milton, Ohio - The entire town has been taken over by zombie livestock. These flesh eaters will consume all the humans and move on for their next feast....

Palm Bay, Florida - I used to live at the end of Malabar Road (west end). An old man named George lived in the woods and said there was a Bigfoot out there. Supposedly th...

Zoar, Ohio - The biggest lie in Zoar is Alexander Gunn! A lie that has been going on for 120 years since 1900. Prior to 1900 Alexander Gunn was not a lie. Everyone...

Hollow Rock, Tennessee - I live on state route 114 and behind the house in the neighborhood back there I hear what sounds like a wounded dog whining and whimpering every night...

Bolt, West Virginia - I am with child when the lady in white came to me while visiting family in Bolt. She wanted help finding the twin babies. We did a family tree search ...

Daly City, California - A friend has dug up his backyard 2 years ago. Now there are sightings, missing items, and flashes. The priest and the cops have been there. The priest...

Glide, Oregon - This place rocks!....

Milpitas, California - I was sleeping on my birthday all of a sudden someone knocked on my door. I was like why is someone knocking on my door at 2 in the morning? I checked...

Sacramento, California - One of my friends that live in Sacramento was gone for 3 weeks and was found in his backyard....

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Lucy: ''Why are you so sad and crying?''

Charlie: ''My pet monkey is stuck in the tree!''

Lucy: ''Chimp up! Things will get better!''

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Lucy: ''I think I'm sick from eating margarine!''

Charlie: ''You should get butter!''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I donít have time to order anything, just give me the check.
In deepest, darkest Equatorial Africa... Along the jungle lined banks of the Limpopo River... The heat is steamy and sweltering... Thick vines and foliage choke the water's edge.. The high pitch whining of insects and the chattering of birds fill the fetid air with sound.... In the tepid and muddy water are two hippos... Their bloated bodies submerged.. Their snouts just above surface.. One hippo turns to the other and says......
''I can't believe it's only Tuesday.''.
Down at Shady Acres Rest Home the residents were all widows, save for one old man named Fred. Old Shirley was feeling frisky so she dolled herself up and approached Old Fred.

''Say Fred,'' asked Shirley, ''Would you like some super sex?''

''Soup!'' answers Old Fred.
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