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Cedar Park, Texas - Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oa...

Springfield, Pennsylvania - ET can be seen at the current construction site of a new school on several nights after dark then goes to a local Wawa....

Senatobia, Mississippi - A frog with a intelligible croak has been heard croaking the national anthem at the old abandoned high school football field in a community near Senat...

Desert Center, California - Don't think everything is a lie. Having grown up in Desert Center, I've seen things that I can't explain....

Clover, South Carolina - When I was a man I was abducted by some ghostees and carried away to a party. I had my hair parted in middle, so I was cross eyed. I hope no one gets ...

Warrenville, Illinois - From time to time a vision of what appears a half-man half-goat has been seen at the Batavia Road entrance at Fermi Lab....

Dauphin Island, Alabama - If you're standing on the beach at night and look toward Sand Island, sometimes you can see the ghost's of Confederate POW's that were left there to s...

Tehachapi, California - Giant bunny has been seen near the new hospital....

Hot Springs, Montana - People have said that there has been spotted a giant alien-like creature running around Great Falls, Montana....

Rockport, Massachusetts - Lovecraft's ''The Shadow over Innsmouth''. Although it reads familiar the fish people were not living on the breakwater in Sandy Bay....

West Milton, Ohio - The area sky grew darker and more violent. Suddenly a tornado appeared spewing out prehistoric creatures which made a hearty meal of the rural West Mi...

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The brave Explorer McBragg was captured by a tribe of cannibals and force marched at spear point into their jungle village. The direness of the situation dawned on him and thinking fast he came up with an idea. Reaching into his pocket he found his very last matchstick.
''I have been gifted by the mighty jungle gods with the ability to create fire with my finger tips... If you do not release me I shall burn down your village and entire jungle,'' said McBragg ominously. He then with a practice flick of his thumb ignited his very last match. The cannibbals oohed and ahhed being quite impressed. McBragg then blew out his last match and handed to a cannibal.
''Gosh! That was truly spectacular!'', said the cannibal and handed the match stick back to McBragg,''If you can do that trick again for the Chief, I'm sure we won't eat you.''.
Dan enjoyed entering contests and sweepstakes. One day in the mail a letter arrived informing him he had won a lifetime supply of toothpaste! ''Wow! Enough toothpaste to brush my teeth everyday for the rest of my life!'', happily thought Dan. It said that his prize would be delivered next Monday.

Delivery day arrived and a huge semi truck stopped with a hissing of air brakes in front of Dan's house. Out hopped a burly truck driver with a clipboard and had Dan sign several forms. They both walked to the back of the huge trailer and the truck driver swung open it's doors. From inside the trailer the driver took a small package and handed to Dan which he opened.

''Hey!'' exclaimed Dan disappointedly, ''There's only a half empty tube of toothpaste in here. How is this suppose to last me my entire lifetime!?!''

''Oh, It will.. It will... '' said the truck driver ominously.
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