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Bolt, West Virginia - I am with child when the lady in white came to me while visiting family in Bolt. She wanted help finding the twin babies. We did a family tree search ...

Daly City, California - A friend has dug up his backyard 2 years ago. Now there are sightings, missing items, and flashes. The priest and the cops have been there. The priest...

Glide, Oregon - This place rocks!....

Milpitas, California - I was sleeping on my birthday all of a sudden someone knocked on my door. I was like why is someone knocking on my door at 2 in the morning? I checked...

Sacramento, California - One of my friends that live in Sacramento was gone for 3 weeks and was found in his backyard....

Kountze, Texas - If you go to the 418 bridge in Kountze at midnight, you can observe the ghost of Joseph Stalin smoking pot in an 85 Trail Blazer with his buddy. ....

Clover, South Carolina - Well, there is a deer looking thing that will look at you while running after you going 120 mph. Yellow eyes creepy looking. It happened after we pass...

Murray City, Ohio - A little boy named Toby sits in my house and flings shelves....

Palmetto, Georgia - As a small child, I remember looking up and seeing some type of a head and shoulders figure in the right top corner of my room at the end of my bed. I...

Clarksdale, Mississippi - If you wish to play the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix or Robert Johnson, go to the ''cross roads'' and pray for Papa Legba (Satan) to come and tune ...

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Ray: ''What do call an unsuccessful Veterinarian?''

Jay: '' A Butcher!''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter Ö fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didnít I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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