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Manorville, Pennsylvania - A large black demon/devil-monkey monster can be spotted along the stretch of road that leads to Manorville and Mc grann; from the intersection in Kitt...

Kittanning, Pennsylvania - A ''shadow man'' and / or (?? ) a ''rake'' type thing is supposed to be spotted on the Kittanning rails to trails going toward mosgrove; somewhere nea...

Kittanning, Pennsylvania - Rumors of a ''Goat-man'' type entity / creature is supposed to haunt the wooded area behind Troy Hill; on Gruskin Road. I've (like countless others) h...

Renton, Washington - This is not a lie about Renton, Washington, but the truth. There really is a road called the ''Devil's Elbow'' which earned this name by the many acci...

Redmond, Washington - This is not a lie but a true story of ''Butch'' the harbor seal that lived in Lake Sammamish just south of Redmond, Washington. ''Butch'' was found de...

Bakersfield, California - Bakersfield fire department engages in nepotism and often abuses the BC speaker program by paying people employed by them to be guest speakers even th...

Mabscott, West Virginia - Mabscott is a great place to live... The police are ghosts....

Olpe, Kansas - Years ago the Olpe City water tower was hit by a UFO. It had a large dent in the south side of the water tower. This tower was torn down a few years b...

Hogansville, Georgia - People have a full set of teeth there....

Corning, New York - If you walk around Hodgeman Park at 3 am you might end up seeing a giant spider with buttocks for a face. Be careful and make sure to bring some toile...

Cabot, Arkansas - There are a bunch of mountain lions around Lake Pickthorne and Holland Bottoms....

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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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