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Zebulon: ''What did Daddy Buffalo say to his boy when he left for school?''

Jebediah: ''Bison!''

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Zebulon: ''Hey Jeb! It snowed really hard last night. Your twin bison are outside covered with snow. You know what you gotta do now, don't you?''

Jebediah: ''Oh I know, Let me guess..... Shovel off two buffalo!''.
Down at Shady Acres Rest Home the residents were all widows, save for one old man named Fred. Old Shirley was feeling frisky so she dolled herself up and approached Old Fred.

''Say Fred,'' asked Shirley, ''Would you like some super sex?''

''Soup!'' answers Old Fred.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Donald: ''Did I ever tell you the joke about the group of cattle?''

Ronald: ''I've herd that one before!''

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Donald: ''What do you call 'Ladies of the Night' who have sore throats?''

Ronald: ''Hoarse!''

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Ronald: ''What kind of hammer killed the frog?''

Donald: ''A Croquet Mallet!''

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Ronald: ''Who was the first U. S. President to get an earring?

Donald: ''Franklin Pierced!''

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Ronald: ''What do you call diced up Pig Meat?''

Donald: ''Oh, I know! You call it HAM-burger!''

Ronald: ''No, you call it Ground Pork!''

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Ronald: ''Would you like some shredded cheese on your taco?''

Donald: ''That would be grate!''

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Ronald: ''Were you pleased with the quality of your new suit the tailor made for you?''

Donald: ''It was just a sew sew job!''.
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