Jokes and Lies
The latest lies from around the world.
Winnfield, Louisiana - The only lie in Winnfield is Winnfield....
Castana, Iowa - Local legend has it that animal sacrifices happen in Castana, and the residents eat the remains. This is why there are few cats and dogs there. Rumor ...
Oto, Iowa - I saw a woman floating across the cemetery holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a beer in the other. I tried to follow her for a good time, but sh...
Fayette, Alabama - This is beyond stupid. A total waste of time- boring....
Niles, Ohio - The Union cemetery has a skinwalker. It called out to me and my friends screaming for help. Dogs started barking and 3 crows followed us back to our c...
Brier Hill, New York - The government owes me $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....
Fort Rucker, Alabama - I once saw the crispy critters at the Ft. Rucker morgue. It was after their helicopter crash....
Montgomery, Louisiana - Late at night the ghost of John West may be seen searching for his head in the Winnfield/Atlanta/Montgomery area....
West Milton, Ohio - The entire town has been taken over by zombie livestock. These flesh eaters will consume all the humans and move on for their next feast....
Palm Bay, Florida - I used to live at the end of Malabar Road (west end). An old man named George lived in the woods and said there was a Bigfoot out there. Supposedly th...
Zoar, Ohio - The biggest lie in Zoar is Alexander Gunn! A lie that has been going on for 120 years since 1900. Prior to 1900 Alexander Gunn was not a lie. Everyone...
More recent lies from around the world
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Boss! There's a man here, he says itís about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said donít worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Primo: ''Knock! Knock!''
Lupia: ''Who's there?''
Lupia: ''Tricycles who?''
Primo: ''You should tricycles, it sure beats walking!''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.