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In the Wild West a dog with a bandage on it's foot walks into a bustling saloon. A hush falls over the crowd. The dog says......
''I'm looking for the man who shot my Pa!''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Frank: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ben: ''Who's there?''

Frank ''J. Edgar''

Ben: ''J. Edgar who?''

Frank: ''Who--ver, Open UP the door! This is the F. B.I. !''.
Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26 Delbert, everyone knows that!
-No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .
Down on the farm the old mule was walking across the barnyard when it broke through the rotten wooden cover of an abandon well. It fell all the way to the bottom and began to bray and bray in distress. The old farmer heard all the commotion and realized there was no way he could rescue his mule and so sadly he realized he had to put the poor beast out of it's misery. He grabbed a shovel and with a heavy heart started to dump scoop after scoop of dirt down the well to bury the mule.

With each shovelful of dirt that landed on it's back the mule shook it off. The dirt began to build beneath it's hooves and slowly but surely the mule rose up the well and finally stepped out the well. The old farmer was overjoyed to see his mule again.

This just goes to show you that you shouldn't let an ass hole ruin your day!.
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