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Astronomer #1: ''Your prediction that a giant orb made of sausage traveling through space will hit the Earth and destroy it will occur tonight!''

Astronomer #2: ''It seems my wurst sphere has come true.....''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Rex: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tex: ''Who's there?''

Rex: ''Michigan!''

Tex: ''Michigan who?''

Rex: ''I Michigan the bus! That's the third time this week!''

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Tex: ''Knock! Knock!''

Rex: ''Who's there?''

Tex: ''Alaska!, Texas!''

Rex: ''Alaska!, Texas who?''

Rex: ''Alaska only one more time for your Texas or report you to the IRS!''.
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