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Redding, California - There are Satanist practicing ritual sacrifices in an old cave in the ravine behind the old Masonic temple between N. Market St. and Lake Blvd!!! (tru...

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Egypt - Recently the space and time fairing 'Chrono Mechanic' couple from the planet Arcadia have been seen perched atop the pyramids of Giza studying the tim...

San Diego, California - The space-fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, were recently observed skinny dipping late at night in a small neighborhood pool on Via San Mar...

Elgin, Illinois - I saw a cow milking a cow....

Potsdam, New York - In Potsdam, NY on Pine Street is known to have a 14 year old girl covered in blood with her face ripped off! Each night she goes around screaming at p...

Potsdam, New York - A space craft came to Potsdam and had a midnight war in Main Street. There were a lot of witness but the aliens and the government put a chip in our b...

Potsdam, New York - In Potsdam NY on Cherry Street was a 45 foot tall salamander ghost walking a cat with six heads that spoke to me inside my head and told me to eat a t...

Potsdam, New York - Every night at 2:00 am is spotted in a McDonald's parking lot is a large sweaty nude man eating four Grand Mac's at a time. It is said that he died in...

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Arthur! Check it out! My pet fish is playing the piano!
-Delbert my friend, that's incredible! What's he playing?
-Scales .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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