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After many years of a misery, the wife of Mr. Dickie had grown tired of her husband... So much that she resorted to killing her husband to end the marriage... To dispose of his body she took an ax and chopped it up into manageable sized pieces.. A neighbor had heard all of this commotion and had called the police... An arrest was made and at the trial she was found guilty of murder.. At the the sentencing the judge spoke....
''You cut off your husband's head!''
''You cut off your husband's hands!''
''You cut off your husband's arms!''
''You cut off your husband's feet!''
''You cut off your husband's legs!''
''How could you Mrs. Dickie?''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isnít it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''

Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''

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Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''

Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''

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Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''

Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''

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Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''

Cathy: ''Cobbler!''

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Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''

Cathy: ''Loafers!''

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Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''

Cathy: ''Pumps!''

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Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''

Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''

Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.
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