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Carlsbad, New Mexico - New Mexico is home to the most haunted town in the USA. My grandchildren have seen a man in the corner of their room, and when one of them tried to sp...

Woodbury, Connecticut - My uncle has seen a sasquatch across the river from Hollow Park on several occasions. He has cell phone photos that back up his claims. Very impressiv...

Shelley, Idaho - I was wandering in Shelly's grave yard, and I came across a grave stone written with the name Kyle. As I was trying to scrub off its last name, a skel...

Winnfield, Louisiana - The only lie in Winnfield is Winnfield....

Castana, Iowa - Local legend has it that animal sacrifices happen in Castana, and the residents eat the remains. This is why there are few cats and dogs there. Rumor ...

Oto, Iowa - I saw a woman floating across the cemetery holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a beer in the other. I tried to follow her for a good time, but sh...

Fayette, Alabama - This is beyond stupid. A total waste of time- boring....

Niles, Ohio - The Union cemetery has a skinwalker. It called out to me and my friends screaming for help. Dogs started barking and 3 crows followed us back to our c...

Brier Hill, New York - The government owes me $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....

Fort Rucker, Alabama - I once saw the crispy critters at the Ft. Rucker morgue. It was after their helicopter crash....

Montgomery, Louisiana - Late at night the ghost of John West may be seen searching for his head in the Winnfield/Atlanta/Montgomery area....

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Jake: ''What happened when the carpenter was confused by his power tool and started angrily yelling?''

Jerry: ''Oh I know! He was Jigsaw Puzzled and used Crosswords!''.
Lumberjack Paul came out of the North Woods and into town for his monthly supplies at the General Store. The store keeper greeted him, ''Hey Paul, I just got a new shipment of chainsaws.. They are guaranteed to cut ten times as many trees as you do now. '' So Paul purchased a chainsaw and left.

A month later Paul came into town for supplies bringing the chainsaw with him. The store keeper asked Paul how was the chainsaw working out?

''Not so good as you predicted, I've only doubled amount of trees I've cut down. '' said Paul,''and actually, I'd like to get my money back. ''

''Hand it to me and I'll take a look at it. '' said the store keeper. He then took the saw and pulled the starter cord and the saw roared to life.

Paul jumped back startled and yelled, ''What the heck is that noise!!!''.
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