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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Paul: ''Knock! Knock!''

George: ''Who's there?''

Paul: ''Barbara Ann!''

George: ''Barbara Ann who?''

Paul: ''You need to go to the Barbara Ann get your haircut!''.
Frank: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ben: ''Who's there?''

Frank ''J. Edgar''

Ben: ''J. Edgar who?''

Frank: ''Who--ver, Open UP the door! This is the F. B.I. !''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Some tired jokes......

Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''

Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''

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Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''

Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''

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Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''

Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''

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Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''

Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.
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