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Schuylkill Haven, Pennsylvania - Rosewood nursing home has a giant ghost bear roaming through the halls after 3 am....

Brookline, Massachusetts - The local goodwill is built on a possessed doll grave yard, and the angry spirits have been known to ransack the store....

Young America, Minnesota - There is a ruined house with a portal to hell. It's in the cellar....

Carlin, Nevada - It sure is a nice place ... Said no one ever!!!....

Mobile, Alabama - A dead body was discovered on the causeway leading to Spanish Fort. It had fifteen stab wounds. The police said it was the worst case of suicide they ...

Ottumwa, Iowa - I used to work at the bp on w2nd St. Every now and again you would be helping a customer and you would see someone walking around in back of the store...

Roswell, New Mexico - The space and time fairing Chrono Mechanics from the planet, Arcadia were observed at this year's U.F.O. Festival in Roswell, New Mexico, during the w...

Temple, Texas - There are plenty of beautiful women to date and many fun and entertaining things to do at night and on weekends here in Temple....

Riverton, Utah - Saint Christopher and Jesus like to shop at Petersons while singing Despacito. If you talk to him, he's a pretty chill dude and likes to make bread fo...

West Milton, Ohio - All the supernatural and space creatures will be in attendance at the West Milton July 4th celebration this year. They change appearance and blend in ...

Aztec, New Mexico - The dorm is actually good....

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John: ''Knock! Knock!''

Paul: ''Who's there?''

John: ''Otto''

Paul: ''Otto who?''

John: ''You Otto get your doorbell fixed!''.
Aaron: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jim: ''Who's there?''

Aaron: ''Mustard!''

Jim: ''Mustard Who?''

Aaron: ''You Mustard me go knock! Knock! Because the doorbell don't work!''.
Chester: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lester: ''Who's there?''

Chester: ''China!''

Lester: ''China who?''

Chester: ''China flashlight up here so I can change this burnt out porch light bulb!''.
The Lame Name Game......


Tim: ''Who's that hiding in the bushes?''

Tom: ''Russell!''

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Tim: ''Who helped you with your flat tire?''

Tom: ''Jack!''

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Tim ''I'm out of gas, is anyone going to help me?''

Tom: ''Jerry Can!''

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Tim: ''Who work's at the gas station?''

Tom: ''Phil!''

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Tim: ''Who do I pay?''

Tom: ''Bill!''

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Tim: ''Who's that hanging around the painter's studio?''

Tom: ''Art!''

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Tim: ''Who's in the bathroom?''

Tom: ''John!''

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Tim: ''Who's first up in the morning?''

Tom: ''Don!''

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Tim: ''Who'll say the blessing for supper?''

Tom: ''Grace!''

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Tim: ''Who'll water the garden?''

Tom: ''Jose!''

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Tim: ''Who''ll turn on the faucet?''

Tom: ''Flo!''

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Tim: ''Who puts away the chickens every night?''

Tom ''Cooper!''

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Tim: ''Who works at the casino?''

Tom: ''Bette!''

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