Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26 Delbert, everyone knows that!
-No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .
Down at the Grand Old Opry in Nashville, Tennessee there was a horrible scandal and a member of ''The Hee Haw Show'' was arrested and thrown in jail. An angry mob of fans of the show formed out in front of the courthouse and began a loud chanting.
''Free Samples! Free Samples! Free Samples! Free Samples!'' shouted the irate crowd.
''What kind of samples?'' asked a curious man passing by.
''Junior Samples!'' answered a crowd member.
''I knew there was catch!'' replied the man glumly.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Barnum: I heard Jumbo the Elephant died and you were given the task to bury him. How did that go?
Bailey: It was a tremendous undertaking!.
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